$45.00 USD
Everyone knows prehistoric animals make the best units of measurement. 📏🦖 And in a world where a sneeze is scarier than a dinosaur, show off your survival instincts — and remind the world to respect your Raptor Radius — with this Extinct On Impact exclusive "Proper Social Distance" Velociraptor hoodie!
💥 Guaranteed to Make an IMPACT on Your Wardrobe!
🤓 Features Velociraptor– The "Six-Foot Turkey"
🎨 Designed by REAL Homo sapiens (No AI, Just Raw Creativity)
💚 Printed with Prehistoric Passion Using Eco-Friendly, Water-Based Inks
🦕 Supersaurus Soft, Cozy Fabric (50% Cotton / 50% Polyester Blend)
👕 True-to-Size, Pre-Shrunk Unisex Fit
❗ Turn Inside-Out, Wash Cold, Tumble Dry Low, Wear with Roaring Enthusiasm!
